We just had a fire drill.
I was in the shower.
Luckily, as I came out of my room, pajama pants sticking to my sodden legs and untied bathrobe clutched around my chest for dear life (what, you thought I was going out in 40F-degree weather in a towel?), some kind security guard told me it was just a drill and I could stay inside.
Went back to my room, changed back into towel, and finished my shower with the alarm ringing in my ears.
Gah.