Title: Word Problems
Author:
icepixie
Rating: All Ages
Spoilers: This is essentially an over-extended joke. To get the punchline, you'll have to have seen "All the Queen's Horses." This is set sometime between that episode and season three.
Summary: "For reasons that didn't need exploring at that juncture, and which would undoubtedly cause her untold amounts of paperwork when she returned to Chicago, she, Constable Fraser, and thirty-nine other Mounties were currently partaking of the uncomfortable seats and flickering fluorescent lighting of a train headed from Moscow to Kiev at seventy-five kilometers an hour."
( Word Problems )
Author:
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Rating: All Ages
Spoilers: This is essentially an over-extended joke. To get the punchline, you'll have to have seen "All the Queen's Horses." This is set sometime between that episode and season three.
Summary: "For reasons that didn't need exploring at that juncture, and which would undoubtedly cause her untold amounts of paperwork when she returned to Chicago, she, Constable Fraser, and thirty-nine other Mounties were currently partaking of the uncomfortable seats and flickering fluorescent lighting of a train headed from Moscow to Kiev at seventy-five kilometers an hour."
( Word Problems )