Jul. 12th, 2008
Nick, you will enjoy the following, I'm sure:
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Now see if you have De Gaulle to tell this story. I told it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
And this is why you should keep me away from this section of the Prairie Home Companion website.
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Now see if you have De Gaulle to tell this story. I told it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
And this is why you should keep me away from this section of the Prairie Home Companion website.