Fantastic! Highly amusing. Except... and this isn't criticism, mind you... but, 'butter-like substance'? All I could think of was the two of them slathering each other with Crisco. And then you see every exchange happening while they're covered in an inch of goop. Deadpan. And then you start thinking about what happens when you mix lard and sand. I laughed so hard I cried. You made my day. No, really, even once I managed to block the lard images, I loved it. Why don't you write more often? More to the point, why don't you send more of it to me?
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Date: 2004-08-20 04:45 am (UTC)