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icepixieThis almost makes me want to have kids, only so I can tell them about vast chocolate mines in Africa.
(Note that I said almost. Still no sign of maternal instincts here, folks.)
Also, THIS WIND IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. I even figured out how to shut the little vent thing at the top of my window, but it hasn't helped much. Now it just sounds like a vaccuum cleaner constantly running right outside my window. According to weather.com, it's constant at 30 mph now, and I guess gusts are about 40/50 mph. I can't even open the window without it getting blow shut. I have no idea why this is making it impossible for me to conentrate, but it is. AUGH.
And, finally,
Not surprising. I am kind of surprised that I always get musical knowledge as second, or sometimes first, place.
Style of Humor Meme
Sunny/Dark: 5/10
drY/Gross: 3/10
Traditional/Offbeat: 3/10
Active/Passive: 9/10
You are a SYT--Sunny Dry Traditional. This makes you a Sophisticate.
You like conservative humor -- implied rather than explicit, and a well- timed eyebrow raise rather than a punchline. You're exactly the right kind of funny a well-bred hostess would want at her functions. You might be Jewish.
You're not afraid of a risque joke -- you just don't often make them. This means that people may keep it squeaky clean around you, and that when you do work blue it's super too so funny.
You're like Jon Stewart on that fake cover of the public domain Victorian erotica textbook in the back of America. You should get that book. You'll think it's funny as hell.
You might like The Daily Show, Remember Wenn and when Hamlet says, "Do you think I meant country matters?" You would snigger thyself all the way to the buttery bar.
Of the 2204 people who have taken this quiz, 26.6 % are this type.
Your Active humor score of 9/10 means you are a comic house on fire. You are Def Comedy Jam (for the first five minutes, before it becomes repetitive and degrading). You are a library of witty rejoinders, in-jokes, ad-libs and meatballs. Yeah, I said meatballs. They're underrated.
The trick for you is to ease yourself into a situation, since you have the capacity to dominate. If you're socially well-adjusted, you're awesome. If you're kind of nervous and twitchy like Daniel Radcliff in the Prisoner of Azkaban special features, then there can be trouble.
I had to read the footnotes for the Hamlet thing, but it was amusing. I'll have to look up the Jon Stewart book. Heh.
Know It All Sam
The same breed as In Her Element Sam, but to a
greater extreme. You don't just know your
specialty of study: You know EVERYTHING.
You're not a scientist, youre an encyclopedia,
and you can always find your place in a
conversation without getting thrown. On the
plus side, being a know it all makes you look
smart; however, keep in mind that spreading
yourself too thin is never a good idea.
What Sam Are You?
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600 words on my essay! Only 2400 left to write!
(Note that I said almost. Still no sign of maternal instincts here, folks.)
Also, THIS WIND IS DRIVING ME CRAZY. I even figured out how to shut the little vent thing at the top of my window, but it hasn't helped much. Now it just sounds like a vaccuum cleaner constantly running right outside my window. According to weather.com, it's constant at 30 mph now, and I guess gusts are about 40/50 mph. I can't even open the window without it getting blow shut. I have no idea why this is making it impossible for me to conentrate, but it is. AUGH.
And, finally,
 | You scored as Verbal/Linguistic. You have highly developed auditory skills, enjoy reading and writing and telling stories, and are good at getting your point across. You learn best by saying and hearing words. People like you include poets, authors, speakers, attorneys, politicians, lecturers and teachers.
The Rogers Indicator of Multiple Intelligences created with QuizFarm.com |
Not surprising. I am kind of surprised that I always get musical knowledge as second, or sometimes first, place.
Style of Humor Meme
Sunny/Dark: 5/10
drY/Gross: 3/10
Traditional/Offbeat: 3/10
Active/Passive: 9/10
You are a SYT--Sunny Dry Traditional. This makes you a Sophisticate.
You like conservative humor -- implied rather than explicit, and a well- timed eyebrow raise rather than a punchline. You're exactly the right kind of funny a well-bred hostess would want at her functions. You might be Jewish.
You're not afraid of a risque joke -- you just don't often make them. This means that people may keep it squeaky clean around you, and that when you do work blue it's super too so funny.
You're like Jon Stewart on that fake cover of the public domain Victorian erotica textbook in the back of America. You should get that book. You'll think it's funny as hell.
You might like The Daily Show, Remember Wenn and when Hamlet says, "Do you think I meant country matters?" You would snigger thyself all the way to the buttery bar.
Of the 2204 people who have taken this quiz, 26.6 % are this type.
Your Active humor score of 9/10 means you are a comic house on fire. You are Def Comedy Jam (for the first five minutes, before it becomes repetitive and degrading). You are a library of witty rejoinders, in-jokes, ad-libs and meatballs. Yeah, I said meatballs. They're underrated.
The trick for you is to ease yourself into a situation, since you have the capacity to dominate. If you're socially well-adjusted, you're awesome. If you're kind of nervous and twitchy like Daniel Radcliff in the Prisoner of Azkaban special features, then there can be trouble.
I had to read the footnotes for the Hamlet thing, but it was amusing. I'll have to look up the Jon Stewart book. Heh.
What sign of the Zodiac am I?
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73 %I AM 77% INTERNET ADDICT!  Whoa, am I ever addicted! I'm probably a little over weight with lots of acne, feeling lost, and alone, trying to escape from my sorry life with an internet life. I must crawl outta the basement, see |
Know It All Sam
The same breed as In Her Element Sam, but to a
greater extreme. You don't just know your
specialty of study: You know EVERYTHING.
You're not a scientist, youre an encyclopedia,
and you can always find your place in a
conversation without getting thrown. On the
plus side, being a know it all makes you look
smart; however, keep in mind that spreading
yourself too thin is never a good idea.
What Sam Are You?
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600 words on my essay! Only 2400 left to write!
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Date: 2005-01-20 10:19 am (UTC)I went home last week during those horrid storms, and we had 120mph winds, which was BLOODY EVIL.
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Date: 2005-01-20 07:25 pm (UTC)My cousin's husband sings Ten Little Indians to their daughter... and has it ending in a massacre. Which is actually the opposite of what that guy was doing.
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Date: 2005-01-21 02:53 pm (UTC)120 mph? Good God.
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Date: 2005-01-21 02:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-21 02:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-01-22 12:37 pm (UTC)