It has come to my attention that you are in the habit of slanderizing my work. I spent quite some time writing my novels, and labored intensely to fill them with lovely characters like Louisa Musgrove just for you reading pleasure, and I would really appreciate it if you would take some time out of your vacation to read my quite excellent book. If you do not complete it soon, I shall be forced to rise from the dead and write a seventh whopper of a novel, which will then be deftly inserted into your comps list around mid-March. Please think carefully about your actions, as they may have serious consequences for the rest of the English department, and, indeed, the world.
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Date: 2005-11-26 05:47 am (UTC)Dear Becca,
It has come to my attention that you are in the habit of slanderizing my work. I spent quite some time writing my novels, and labored intensely to fill them with lovely characters like Louisa Musgrove just for you reading pleasure, and I would really appreciate it if you would take some time out of your vacation to read my quite excellent book. If you do not complete it soon, I shall be forced to rise from the dead and write a seventh whopper of a novel, which will then be deftly inserted into your comps list around mid-March. Please think carefully about your actions, as they may have serious consequences for the rest of the English department, and, indeed, the world.
Love and kisses,
~Jane Austen