Wait, what's it say? (I hate cursive, especially blurry cursive.)
Yeah, it is pretty blurry. I tried to help it in Photoshop, but it wasn't taking my assistance.
Anyway, it says: "I, being of sound mind, execute this last will and testament on this, the 29th day of October, 1986. I leave my house to my husband, David, and my six children. My car, I leave to my mother, in the hope that she will not get as many speeding tickets as I have in the past..." (Except eliminate all those commas. Whoever actually wrote that apparently doesn't believe in them.)
If you don't know why this is hilarious to me, just use those Wikipedia skills of yours...or just remember what I generally enjoy in television shows...and all should become clear.
I join you in your fudgitude, only lamer, because I had to Wikipedia it to work it out.
Oooooh. I almost had to do that. The realization came to me in the shower. No, I don't know why.
Mmmm, fudge...
I'm so hungry right now.
By the way, I just noticed Dashiell Hammett on your reading list. Good choice. He was one of the better older authors we read in Sergei's class.
Spiffy. I always get him confused with Damon Runyon, for some reason...I liked Runyon, though, so maybe I'll like Hammett.
Haven't read The Thin Man, though. If it's good, tell me?
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Date: 2007-01-12 07:42 am (UTC)Yeah, it is pretty blurry. I tried to help it in Photoshop, but it wasn't taking my assistance.
Anyway, it says: "I, being of sound mind, execute this last will and testament on this, the 29th day of October, 1986. I leave my house to my husband, David, and my six children. My car, I leave to my mother, in the hope that she will not get as many speeding tickets as I have in the past..." (Except eliminate all those commas. Whoever actually wrote that apparently doesn't believe in them.)
If you don't know why this is hilarious to me, just use those Wikipedia skills of yours...or just remember what I generally enjoy in television shows...and all should become clear.
I join you in your fudgitude, only lamer, because I had to Wikipedia it to work it out.
Oooooh. I almost had to do that. The realization came to me in the shower. No, I don't know why.
Mmmm, fudge...
I'm so hungry right now.
By the way, I just noticed Dashiell Hammett on your reading list. Good choice. He was one of the better older authors we read in Sergei's class.
Spiffy. I always get him confused with Damon Runyon, for some reason...I liked Runyon, though, so maybe I'll like Hammett.
Haven't read The Thin Man, though. If it's good, tell me?
Will do.