The cookies were not actually my idea. Mom came home a couple weeks ago with a bag of chocolate chips and said, "I got these for you to make cookies with!" To which I immediately said, "Ack, no," but eventually gave in today, mostly to cover the stench of this really rank salmon we tried to have for lunch (but gave up on because it...was not good. Then again, vacuum-packed salmon in lemon and dill marinade...what were we thinking?).
Your cooking schemes scare me. But it's your own fault, really, for thinking that salmon + dill = food. Fools! Go buy cookies and pretend none of this ever happened!
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Date: 2007-03-11 11:23 pm (UTC)Mmmm, gooey cardboard....
The cookies were not actually my idea. Mom came home a couple weeks ago with a bag of chocolate chips and said, "I got these for you to make cookies with!" To which I immediately said, "Ack, no," but eventually gave in today, mostly to cover the stench of this really rank salmon we tried to have for lunch (but gave up on because it...was not good. Then again, vacuum-packed salmon in lemon and dill marinade...what were we thinking?).
Your cooking schemes scare me. But it's your own fault, really, for thinking that salmon + dill = food. Fools! Go buy cookies and pretend none of this ever happened!