I'm not sure Ned will be able to stop her from personally chasing Lily down now...
Indeed.
I had to rewind three times to sort that out in my head.
I'm still not quite sure I understand. They aren't related, right? Lily and Vivian, and Vivian and Chuck?
That's... all I ask for in my family tree?
Because otherwise it would be a wreath?
The spitting on her hands before grabbing the GIANT PICKAXE killed me. What kind of gardener leaves a giant pickaxe lying in the front yard?
Probably the same kind of people who make a GIANT PIE for roof.
I liked Ned's subtle judgment on Chuck's "hooker wig."
Tee hee.
Wait, who else is Catholic? And Chuck's Jewish, isn't she? And therefore Lily is Jewish, too? Wait... so why did she go to a nunnery... the pilot *did* establish that Chuck was Jewish, right, and that's why she got buried so fast and without embalming?
I am SO CONFUSED. I forgot about Chuck's Jewishness. She made an okay nun, actually. Deceptively so. I think it's been confirmed that Chuck's fake parents at least were Jewish, thus making her Jewish (although if Lily isn't--and her religion hasn't been proved one way or another, because if she was just going to the convent for pregnancy-hiding purposes, would it really matter if she were Catholic? And since it's Lily, wouldn't she lie if it did?--then technically Chuck can't be either), and that Ned and Olive are Catholic. Or at least act really Catholic. Emerson appears to worship money. Or something. Maybe he's Catholic too, if he's taking Olive's Catholic prayers? Vivian I have no idea.
*bigger snerk* at Ned's scandalized expressions.
Hee.
Bwah! But weren't we missing a literal skeleton in a closet? Or perhaps the figurative ones were enough?
Well, if we're just comparing to The Italian, then all they would need is a bloody lump of clothing hidden away in a dark corner.
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Date: 2008-10-17 09:20 pm (UTC)Indeed.
I had to rewind three times to sort that out in my head.
I'm still not quite sure I understand. They aren't related, right? Lily and Vivian, and Vivian and Chuck?
That's... all I ask for in my family tree?
Because otherwise it would be a wreath?
The spitting on her hands before grabbing the GIANT PICKAXE killed me. What kind of gardener leaves a giant pickaxe lying in the front yard?
Probably the same kind of people who make a GIANT PIE for roof.
I liked Ned's subtle judgment on Chuck's "hooker wig."
Tee hee.
Wait, who else is Catholic? And Chuck's Jewish, isn't she? And therefore Lily is Jewish, too? Wait... so why did she go to a nunnery... the pilot *did* establish that Chuck was Jewish, right, and that's why she got buried so fast and without embalming?
I am SO CONFUSED. I forgot about Chuck's Jewishness. She made an okay nun, actually. Deceptively so. I think it's been confirmed that Chuck's fake parents at least were Jewish, thus making her Jewish (although if Lily isn't--and her religion hasn't been proved one way or another, because if she was just going to the convent for pregnancy-hiding purposes, would it really matter if she were Catholic? And since it's Lily, wouldn't she lie if it did?--then technically Chuck can't be either), and that Ned and Olive are Catholic. Or at least act really Catholic. Emerson appears to worship money. Or something. Maybe he's Catholic too, if he's taking Olive's Catholic prayers? Vivian I have no idea.
*bigger snerk* at Ned's scandalized expressions.
Hee.
Bwah! But weren't we missing a literal skeleton in a closet? Or perhaps the figurative ones were enough?
Well, if we're just comparing to The Italian, then all they would need is a bloody lump of clothing hidden away in a dark corner.
His glee at eating the truffles was adorable.
I know!
FAIL.
Epic fail.