Sounds hideous. If superheroes worked at strip clubs...
He was a sidekick. Sometimes sidekicks need more attention than they get at home. So they strip. It's sad, but at least he developed his own independant income.
Essentially, the leg should look like a straight line (no breaks in shape or color) to be more aesthetically pleasing, and footed tan tights with white socks, which is what I wore, don't do that.
So plaid tights would be out of the question? You know, I think about the line thing and it makes sense. Okay, not in the real world (at least not after the 80's), but for a dancer, I'll buy it.
I don't know why but this makes me think of architect fashion. If you get famous enough you can even get away with wearing a cape and nobody will question it until you've been dead for a while.
Perhaps you can be Lieutenant Literal (oooh, alliteration) as well as Captain Obvious... ;)
I kind of want to change "Captain Obvious" so it alliterates, but the best I can come up with is Captain Conspicuous and that just doesn't click.
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Date: 2003-08-22 07:45 am (UTC)He was a sidekick. Sometimes sidekicks need more attention than they get at home. So they strip. It's sad, but at least he developed his own independant income.
Essentially, the leg should look like a straight line (no breaks in shape or color) to be more aesthetically pleasing, and footed tan tights with white socks, which is what I wore, don't do that.
So plaid tights would be out of the question? You know, I think about the line thing and it makes sense. Okay, not in the real world (at least not after the 80's), but for a dancer, I'll buy it.
I don't know why but this makes me think of architect fashion. If you get famous enough you can even get away with wearing a cape and nobody will question it until you've been dead for a while.
Perhaps you can be Lieutenant Literal (oooh, alliteration) as well as Captain Obvious... ;)
I kind of want to change "Captain Obvious" so it alliterates, but the best I can come up with is Captain Conspicuous and that just doesn't click.