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[icepixie]

Thomas Kinkade does Nascar. No, really.

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[sleepingcbw.livejournal.com]

:O

...Excuse me, I think I hear my mother turning in her grave.

[pellmelody.livejournal.com]

Er...okay. Now, he says that when he "paints with light" around houses, churches, landscapes, he's doing it to demonstrate the "light of God".

So, um, he's saying here that the light of God is really strong on NASCAR?

[rowdycamels.livejournal.com]

1. D :

2. Why were you shopping at Nascar?

[icepixie]

I like how he managed to take all sense of movement and action out of a painting that includes racecars, fireworks, and F-16 fighter jets. That's pretty amazing.

[icepixie]

So, um, he's saying here that the light of God is really strong on NASCAR?

Well, "real Americans" are closer to God, and they like NASCAR, so, you know...

[icepixie]

I got linked too it from a message board. Didn't even notice the site.

[rowdycamels.livejournal.com]

riiiiiiiiiight....

[sleepingcbw.livejournal.com]

It looks so silent!

[icepixie]

Maybe they're all zombies?

[sleepingcbw.livejournal.com]

I've never thought of zombies as particularly silent or still. There's always some moaning and shuffling going on.

I suppose zombies would rather like NASCAR, though. Lots of bright lights and loud sounds, and not a lot of concentration required.

[pellmelody.livejournal.com]

Well, "real Americans" are closer to God, and they like NASCAR, so, you know...

We are?!?!

[icepixie]

Didn't Palin say something about that first part? Maybe I'm just putting extremely likely-sounding words into her mouth.

[pellmelody.livejournal.com]

God, I don't know. I didn't pay one damned bit of attention to that airhead. I just got nightmares when I thought of McCain getting office, dropping dead, and that plastic Caribou Barbie taking office.

Not to mention that scary Stepford Wife that McCain is married to. I've not seen ONE photo of that women where she isn't looking evil. No exaggeration. She looks like a Borg.