Me and My Thesis: A Dialogue
Oct. 28th, 2009 07:45 pmOr, A Cautionary Tale About Balancing Teaching and Scholarship
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icepixie
Me: Hey, thesis! Man, I am so excited about finally spending some time with you tonight.
My thesis: Oh, you won't be spending time with me tonight.
Me: What?!
My thesis: I'm tired of you always off grading, or preparing for your classes, or reading for that other class you take. Don't think I can't see how often you have ink stains from your grading pen on your fingers.
Me: I know I've been distant lately, but we had dinner together last week, didn't we? And I brought you some new ideas from your favorite theorist...
My thesis: Sorry, I have to wash my hair.
Me: But baby, come on, we've gotta get some work done...
My thesis: I deck myself out in quotations and metaphors, I put my best paragraphs forward, and what do I get? "Not tonight, dear, I have grading." Forget it! I'm not about to be won over by theorists, or poems, or anything else you're bringing to the text.
Me: But I cleared off my schedule for you tonight and all day tomorrow. We won't have to leave Word until Friday morning! Whatdya say?
My thesis: Eh. I'm not feelin' it.
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Me: Hey, thesis! Man, I am so excited about finally spending some time with you tonight.
My thesis: Oh, you won't be spending time with me tonight.
Me: What?!
My thesis: I'm tired of you always off grading, or preparing for your classes, or reading for that other class you take. Don't think I can't see how often you have ink stains from your grading pen on your fingers.
Me: I know I've been distant lately, but we had dinner together last week, didn't we? And I brought you some new ideas from your favorite theorist...
My thesis: Sorry, I have to wash my hair.
Me: But baby, come on, we've gotta get some work done...
My thesis: I deck myself out in quotations and metaphors, I put my best paragraphs forward, and what do I get? "Not tonight, dear, I have grading." Forget it! I'm not about to be won over by theorists, or poems, or anything else you're bringing to the text.
Me: But I cleared off my schedule for you tonight and all day tomorrow. We won't have to leave Word until Friday morning! Whatdya say?
My thesis: Eh. I'm not feelin' it.