At this point, I don't even care about reality, I just want it to be ACT-based, not "think happy thoughts and wait for things to get better!"-based.
Perhaps the New Who writers are secret communists? "The state Doctor will take care of everything!"
That's a sick thing to tell little kids, even in comparison to all the other sick things DW tells little kids.
Like "being reduced to a talking paving stone is just as good as being kept alive!"?
LITERALLY. SHE LITERALLY FORGETS HE EXISTS FOR A FEW EPISODES. HE LITERALLY DOES NOT EXIST FOR A FEW EPISODES.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
And then she un-erases his existence by... tinkerbell-Jesusing him?
Does she actually have to clap her hands?
After which he "proves his love" by hanging around for TWO MILLENNIA guarding her not-quite-dead body (after which he emerges exactly the same, completely unaffected by, uh, two thousand years of life)
D: D: D:
And then she blatantly hits on the Doctor. During her rehearsal dinner. In front of her fiance. Who just stands there and goes, "well, yeah."
...I'm going to assume they've made one of those deals where you get five or ten people your spouse won't mind if you sleep with, no questions asked. Or possibly the Rory wants to sleep with the Doctor as well.
Amy is traumatically fixated upon, but not in love with, the Doctor, and somehow that led her to try to have sex with him the night before her wedding.
*HEADDESK*
She is constantly mistaken for his girlfriend, while her actual fiance is mistaken for her brother, or her servant.
*DOUBLE HEADDESK*
ARG. It kills me because Amy is so awesome in so very many ways, but her degrading treatment of Rory makes it really difficult for me to like her and to want her to not get eaten by monsters.
:(
The science was so bad as to be unintelligible, not to mention all the "uhhhh we can fix this plot hole by...wishing!" travesties. I'd call it an 11, because at least in the Star Trek movie they made a vague gesture at science. This was just made-up words and leprechauns.
Perhaps in addition to collecting spare change for a script supervisor for Bones, we should raise money for science courses for Teh Moff?
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Date: 2010-06-29 03:46 pm (UTC)Perhaps the New Who writers are secret communists? "The
stateDoctor will take care of everything!"That's a sick thing to tell little kids, even in comparison to all the other sick things DW tells little kids.
Like "being reduced to a talking paving stone is just as good as being kept alive!"?
LITERALLY. SHE LITERALLY FORGETS HE EXISTS FOR A FEW EPISODES. HE LITERALLY DOES NOT EXIST FOR A FEW EPISODES.
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
And then she un-erases his existence by... tinkerbell-Jesusing him?
Does she actually have to clap her hands?
After which he "proves his love" by hanging around for TWO MILLENNIA guarding her not-quite-dead body (after which he emerges exactly the same, completely unaffected by, uh, two thousand years of life)
D: D: D:
And then she blatantly hits on the Doctor. During her rehearsal dinner. In front of her fiance. Who just stands there and goes, "well, yeah."
...I'm going to assume they've made one of those deals where you get five or ten people your spouse won't mind if you sleep with, no questions asked. Or possibly the Rory wants to sleep with the Doctor as well.
Amy is traumatically fixated upon, but not in love with, the Doctor, and somehow that led her to try to have sex with him the night before her wedding.
*HEADDESK*
She is constantly mistaken for his girlfriend, while her actual fiance is mistaken for her brother, or her servant.
*DOUBLE HEADDESK*
ARG. It kills me because Amy is so awesome in so very many ways, but her degrading treatment of Rory makes it really difficult for me to like her and to want her to not get eaten by monsters.
:(
The science was so bad as to be unintelligible, not to mention all the "uhhhh we can fix this plot hole by...wishing!" travesties. I'd call it an 11, because at least in the Star Trek movie they made a vague gesture at science. This was just made-up words and leprechauns.
Perhaps in addition to collecting spare change for a script supervisor for Bones, we should raise money for science courses for Teh Moff?