Go here (http://writingenglish.wordpress.com/2006/09/12/the-25-funniest-analogies-collected-by-high-school-english-teachers/) and pick the metaphor that you like best (or the one that inspires you the most, whatever), reword it a bit, and use it in a fan fiction for the fandom of your choice (I personally vote Castle or Due South - the first because I miss the banter, and the second because I could almost hear Ray K saying a few of them in my head). Bonus if you can get an Amelia Peabody ref in there somewhere. ;)
Then, of course, post it somewhere I can read it. :D
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Date: 2010-11-10 06:15 am (UTC)Then, of course, post it somewhere I can read it. :D