We've got rocks and trees
Sep. 7th, 2008 09:39 pmSo, um, I was thinking about my last post, and the following lines of filk came into my head:
Saskatchewan is really, really flaaaat.
(For corn*!)
It's got a lot of farmland, good soil and things like thaaaaat.
(For corn!)
It grows all day and night
(The corn!)
Under the bright sunlight
(The corn!)
I'd say this province really is just riiiight!
(For corn!)
...So if I drank, this would be the moment when someone hauls me out of the bar, right? (Please say someone would.)
Dear Canada,
...I'msore-y sorry.
Sincerely,
Me
* "Corn," of course, being used in the European sense of "grain," because of course wheat is Saskatchewan's biggest crop. Everyone knows that. *goes to delete incriminating Safari history*
Saskatchewan is really, really flaaaat.
(For corn*!)
It's got a lot of farmland, good soil and things like thaaaaat.
(For corn!)
It grows all day and night
(The corn!)
Under the bright sunlight
(The corn!)
I'd say this province really is just riiiight!
(For corn!)
...So if I drank, this would be the moment when someone hauls me out of the bar, right? (Please say someone would.)
Dear Canada,
...I'm
Sincerely,
Me
* "Corn," of course, being used in the European sense of "grain," because of course wheat is Saskatchewan's biggest crop. Everyone knows that. *goes to delete incriminating Safari history*
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