Farscape Drabble

[icepixie]

Note to self: do not ever say you will "never be able to" do something, because then you immediately go and do it. For your reading pleasure, a Farscape drabble that is exactly 100 words long. I'm getting concise in my old age.

DISCLAIMER: Farscape and associated machines aren't mine.
FEEDBACK/ARCHIVING: Please and thank you to both. All feedback and archive URLs to author1@comcast.net .
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: *Someone's* having fun on vacation...
NOTES: This is a sequel of sorts to "The DRDs Strike Back!" It is also a drabble. It is also dedicated to Kate (tarzanic), for reasons I'm sure will become clear shortly. *eg*

"Sex on the Beach"
by Icepixie, June 2003

* * * *

Strains of Jimmy Buffett floated over the beach. Two beings lay upon beach towels, sipping margaritas in between long kisses as they listened to the waves break on the sand.

"I'm so glad we asked for vacation time in our union contract," one of them said.

"I'm glad I get to spend it with you," the other replied.

"Oh, snugglemuffin..." They soon forgot the need for words as they expressed their love in a more physical manner.

John Crichton turned from the scene in front of him. He'd known the DRDs were vacationing on the planet, but... "That's just *wrong*!"

- End -


I apologize for all the mental images...

Comments

[fourteenlines.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha!

Oh. You simply must post this to farscapefriday. It's amnesty week this week, which means you can answer any of the last eleven challenges that have been posted. This could fit first times, slash...or perhaps a slanted reading of the summer vacation challenge?

Anyway, you NEED to post it there. *g*

[icepixie]

Bwahahahahahaha!

Hee! I was hoping for that reaction; thanks!

Oh. You simply must post this to farscapefriday. It's amnesty week this week, which means you can answer any of the last eleven challenges that have been posted. This could fit first times, slash...or perhaps a slanted reading of the summer vacation challenge?

*snort* I know that's how I'd spend my summer vacation if I were a DRD...

Anyway, you NEED to post it there. *g*

Okey-dokey. I'll do that as soon as LJ stops being pissy and lets me login and post... (I hate trying to do anything with LJ at this time of night...apparently everyone's on, or they go down for maintenence, or something. Grrr.)

[alorarose.livejournal.com]

PSYSOL

[icepixie]

Yeah, probably would've been nice if I'd left a truck full of psysol along with that post...

Re:

[alorarose.livejournal.com]

::nods insanely::

not as bad as that Harvey the wonder hampster MI of Scorpy your twin gave me earlier today.

[cheapevilgirl.livejournal.com]

Snort that great now I will have that MI in my head when ever I hear Jimmy Buffett.

[icepixie]

Thanks!

[serendipityxxi.livejournal.com]

LOL and now the DRDs are the House Elves of the scape verse in my head *G*

[icepixie]

Oh, ewwww... *shudders* I now have an urge to do a crossover where DRDs meet house elves and have hot interspecies sex.

What did I eat today that's making my mind go to these weird places???

[tarzanic.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, Becca, I do so love you!

"Oh, snugglemuffin..." They soon forgot the need for words as they expressed their love in a more physical manner.

Snugglemuffin? < snort > I'm still trying to envision exactly how that "more physical manner" works. Hmmm...


John Crichton turned from the scene in front of him. He'd known the DRDs were vacationing on the planet, but... "That's just *wrong*!"

HEE!

[icepixie]

I'm still trying to envision exactly how that "more physical manner" works. Hmmm...

Yeah, I'm a little curious myself. How would a DRD have sex, anyway? Do they reproduce, or does Moya just make more of them? Hmmm. Something for an NC-17 writer to answer, not me. ;)

Thanks. :)