The expressions on Larraq's and Velorek's faces were priceless. Without a word, they turned and walked away from John and Aeryn, looking somewhat like dejected puppies.
< raises hand > I volunteer to make it all better.
The mere idea of Grayza attempting to do sexy to rumba music sent half the audience running, and her and Braca's program itself got rid of the rest of them. They twice brought new meaning to the term "gyno-lift," and the judges desperately wished that they could crawl under their table.
< shriek > Okay, now you're trying to scar your reading public, and it's WORKING.
and then the ice was given over to the opening act, a synchronized skating team of five women introduced as Mama Crichton's Daughters.
< raises hand > I volunteer to make it all better.
*snicker* How did I know you would?
< shriek > Okay, now you're trying to scar your reading public, and it's WORKING.
*cackles madly* No worse scarring than the particular ice dance teams I based them on. (For those who recognize the names, yeah, it was Gritshuk/Platov and Fusar-Poli/Margaglio. Who else?) Although FWIW, I got a little scarred writing it, too.
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Date: 2003-05-25 07:37 pm (UTC)< raises hand > I volunteer to make it all better.
The mere idea of Grayza attempting to do sexy to rumba music sent half the audience running, and her and Braca's program itself got rid of the rest of them. They twice brought new meaning to the term "gyno-lift," and the judges desperately wished that they could crawl under their table.
< shriek > Okay, now you're trying to scar your reading public, and it's WORKING.
and then the ice was given over to the opening act, a synchronized skating team of five women introduced as Mama Crichton's Daughters.
< snort! >
Yay, Becca! =)
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Date: 2003-05-26 02:09 pm (UTC)*snicker* How did I know you would?
< shriek > Okay, now you're trying to scar your reading public, and it's WORKING.
*cackles madly* No worse scarring than the particular ice dance teams I based them on. (For those who recognize the names, yeah, it was Gritshuk/Platov and Fusar-Poli/Margaglio. Who else?) Although FWIW, I got a little scarred writing it, too.
Yay, Becca! =)
Thanks!
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Date: 2003-05-26 07:27 am (UTC)You're welcome and thank you for sharing your insanity. <hugs>