DVD commentary meme

Heh. I just watched a squirrel make off with one of the neighbors' tomatoes. Said tomato was almost as big as the squirrel. Didn't seem to slow it down any, though.

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I've been thinking on and off for some years now of participating in the DVD commentary meme. Since I've been thinking a lot about the practice of writing lately (currently trying to flesh out some ideas on present vs. past tense to post, actually), this seems like an opportune time to finally do it.

So, for those unfamiliar with the meme, here's how it works: this is the archive of every piece of fanfic I've ever written.* You pick one (or, if you want, two that are under 1500 words), comment with the title, and I will at some point in the next couple of weeks repost it with a written DVD-style commentary included. You can ask specific questions--or not--in your comment if you desire, and I will try to answer them in the commentary.

* Well, minus the really, really awful Trek series fics (and Forever Knight fics, and I think also some X-Files fics) I wrote in middle school. I have CONSIGNED THEM TO THE FLAMES, or at any rate to the virtual trash bin. I suppose you could still find them in archives or newsgroups online, assuming you know the name I used to post these things under, but you really should save yourself and not do such a thing. They are baaaaaad.

"And here I thought my son had delusions of grandeur."

I was reading through the prompt list at matrithon (which, might I add? Frakking awesome idea), and there's one for a Vorkosigans/Doctor Who crossover, involving Cordelia and any version of the Doctor.

If I did ficathons, I'd be all over that, for sure, because, I mean, really. How awesome would that be? The Doctor would end up half in love with and half terrified of her (as so many people do), and it would be hilarious and touching and wonderful all at the same time. She'd certainly know how to take Ten's cockiness down a peg. (Or, heh, can you see her traveling for a bit with Six and Peri? That would be hilarious.) I hope someone writes that prompt.

Part of me is still tempted to write fic where Cordelia Vorkosigan, Laura Roslin, and Susan Ivanova meet in some manner. It would be amazing. And involve airlocks. Hee.