I vill suck your blooooood...

[icepixie]

Note to self: Reading vampire books late at night? Not a good idea. Not a good idea at all.

I'm 150 pages into Elizabeth Kostova's The Historian, which is a bit like The Da Vinci Code would be if it had well-written prose and interesting characters who are more than just ciphers to move the plot along, were about Dracula and the history thereof, and were generally not crap. (I don't dislike it because it's popular, I dislike it because it's bad.) It's very good so far, and I hope the following five hundred pages won't disappoint.

However, vampires, when well-written, are just about the only horror genre trope that can genuinely scare me. So, in addition to Kostova really knowing how to reel out tension, this book is really quite creepifying. I think it goes back to childhood. Remember that series of "Scary Stories" books (Scary Stories 1-3)? The ones with the really quite spooky illustrations that were basically just urban legends retold? Mostly I just thought they were kind of disgusting, but one of them did actually get to me. It's the one where there's a girl on a lonesome farm in the middle of nowhere (naturally), who has to face various vampires, whose glowing red eyes she can see at night through her window, coming towards her. I think her two brothers, and probably various farm animals, fall victim to the vampires (who are randomly showing up from a cemetary nearby, or something like that) before she does herself. Anyway, we used to live on a fairly busy road, and out my window at night, I could see the brakelights of passing cars, which, to my eight-year-old mind, looked exactly like glowing red vampire eyes. The fact that they were inevitably going away from me didn't really help things much.

So, yes, vampires, not so much. But the book is still really good.

(Actually, the whole "go into a bathroom, turn off the lights, chant Bloody Mary/Mary Worth x amount of times, spin around a few times, and then look to see her escaping the mirror to scratch your eyes out" always kind of freaked me out as well. Remind me again why this is a popular sleepover game?)

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[alto2.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I really thought I would get Eight or Five, given how much I love them both (and how transparent the questions were, which makes it really hard for me to give objective answers!). Ah well.

[icepixie]

I figured I'd get Eight when I chose "pocket watch" for my object. *g* I've given up trying to understand how these quizzes calculate any of their results.

[alto2.livejournal.com]

Yeah, same with "celery" for that option. I think I did pick the watch, though, just because I've always loved timepieces (even though I never ever wear a watch). And I still got Three. Go fig!

[elflore.livejournal.com]

Yeah, vampires creep me a bit too. I think it's the combination of the possibility of either conversion or death (circumstances depending), along with speed, strength, and a lack of reflection.

It's funny, there were times when I was a little kid, and the house was dark, and I'd be feeling a bit spooked...and I'd walk into the bathroom and think about how something could jump out from behind the door behind me...but I had to look in the mirror first in case it was a Medusa-type monster, then whirl around fast in case of a vampire....

Also, you know what's an incredibly creepifying combination? Watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer every night...and then listening to 'Chimes at Midnight', also at night, during that time. Walking around the farm with that story playing into my ears, after watching a vampire show...yeah, that *really* got me feeling like something was gonna jump out. *snerk*

And heheheheh on the Doctor quiz. I got Seven, which is perfect and awesome...only I refuse to repaste it to my LJ since their definition of the 7th Doc includes the 'liquid morality' garbage from the books which I can't agree with. :?P But still, me Seven, woo! *g*

[icepixie]

For me, the mirror was where I tried hardest not to look, particularly late at night when the house was very quiet. Stupid Bloody Mary.

Is Buffy actually creepy? What little I've watched of it seemed very much more camp than creep. Forever Knight, the vampire show I used to watch (the one with the main characters, who are in lurve, named Nick and Natalie...hence why Kate, Nick and I decided at one ScaperCon to refer to them as Maldis and Jane *g*) had a few creepy moments due to LaCroix, the evil Roman general vampire. Nigel Bennett is kind of scary looking anyway, though.

[elflore.livejournal.com]

Oh, Buffy could do both the camp and the creep. (Not unlike Who, really. *g*) A lot of times it felt less horror than superhero show, but sometimes...yeah, it could get very chilling. Angel even more so.

One Buffy episode in particular is known for creepiness...there's an episode called 'Hush', which is almost entirely silent. Monsters come to town which steal everyone's voices, no one can speak...it's very creepy, in places (intentionally and brilliantly) hilarious...just utter genius.

And Forever Knight's another show I think one day I should probably remember to check out...

[icepixie]

I've meant to watch "Hush" for a while now. It was the other one I was going to give a chance to (along with "Earshot," which according to Koren, was one of the best). I also watched the pilot last year. It was okay, but oy, high school.

FK is entertaining, but don't exect great things. It was very fond of some heavy-handed preaching, if I remember correctly. But some entertaining bits nonetheless. (Nick is a detective on the night shift, and he drives around in a sea-green Cadillac from the fifties. His first partner, Schanke, loved garlic. Heh.) Also, lots of OMG!angst-doomed ship from a lot of corners. And a terrible, bitter finale that kills everyone off... *sigh*

[elflore.livejournal.com]

Buffy: The pilot is decent, but not the best place to start. The whole first season is fun but mostly campier. They only had a half season...it was the second season where they really spread their wings. So yeah, epis to check out...Hush is definitely a great one. I would also suggest...

Surprise/Innocence: The classic two-parter where Buffy's vampire boyfriend Angel goes bad. One of the best examples of the metaphors the show was so brilliant at employing.

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered: One of the funniest and most fun eps IMHO...a love spell gone wrong.

Once More With Feeling: The in/famous Buffy musical. Personally I think it's brilliant. If you're a Sondheim fan at all, I'd especially recommend it...Joss has commented on the Sondheim influence and it shows. The songs are fantastically layered...often fluffy on the surface but most of the lyrics have a double meaning, a bittersweet undertone.

Of course all of these play even better in context, I'd say...Buffy was an inspiration for the new Who, actually, in so far as how it would build character and story arcs often subtly through the season, and things would pull together towards the end. And the musical especially...that one, while still standing alone as a story, takes about four or five different plotlines involving each of he major characters, stories that have been building through the season up to that point, and spins them all off in a different direction.

Forever Knight: Heh. But gah...I do hate those nihilistic finales! One reason I don't know if I'll ever bring myself to really watching Space: Above & Beyond, despite the love I know some Scapers have for it...

[icepixie]

Buffy: The pilot was a bit lame, yeah. ;) I had seen "Earshot" earlier, and it didn't do much for me. Maybe when I'm further past high school, I'll be more able to tolerate the whole thing.

Ooooh, the S:AAB finale is painful. The show is really good, though; the New BSG is extremely reminiscent of it, in my mind.

[elflore.livejournal.com]

Buffy: 'Earshot' is a brilliant epi, but most of it plays much better in context, when you already know the characters. Oz is Mr. Taciturn, for instance, so his philosophical ponderings when Buffy can read his mind are really funny. And the final revelation Buffy has about her mom and Giles...utterly *hysterical* if you already know them, and especially if you've seen the episode where it happened (offscreen, we never knew as fans until Earshot), 'Band Candy'. Actually, for pure wacky camp fun, Band Candy is a great epi to try out...magically-spiked marching band chocolate turns the entire adult population of the town mentally back into teenagers. Hilarity ensues. But anyway, all that said...I do adore to pieces the final message of Earshot, about how in high school (and it's true of life as well), no one is paying attention to your pain because they're all so wrapped up in your own...

You also might want to try getting into Buffy sort of backwards, through Angel. Buffy is the high school show, Angel is 20-somethings in the city. It's also got a very cool noir vibe going on. I'd recommend you trying out that show with an epi called 'Waiting in the Wings', which focuses on a haunted ballet...gorgeous stuff, written by Joss himself. And Summer Glau stars as the ballerina, it's how Joss found her.

New BSG and S:AAB? From what little I've seen so far of Space, that makes sense...

[icepixie]

Haunted ballet? Oooh. That sounds like fun. I did enjoy the puppet episode quite a bit.

If you like Space at all, I think you'll very much enjoy BSG. It's so well-written and well-acted. (Well, less son in S2 than in S1. But.)

[elflore.livejournal.com]

Angel's Haunted ballet ("Waiting in the Wings"): I really think you'll enjoy this one...just gorgeous.

S:A & B: Okies, good to know. Have to admit when I saw the pilot it wasn't doing a lot for me, but... a) pilots are often like that and b) I was watching it in a room full of Scapers in a very MiSTy mood!

[icepixie]

Okay, I put the disc with "Waiting in the Wings" on it in my Netflix queue. *g*

Did you see the BSG mini? If so, the series is much better. Like, by orders of magnitude. If you saw the first episode of S1, "33," then...hmmm. There's less hope for you, let's say. ;) (Personally, I think it's the most birlliant first episode of anything ever, and probably one of the best of S1 as well.)

[elflore.livejournal.com]

Waiting in the Wings: Awesome! Especially since the DVD has a *great* deleted scene. The episode was actually written because of an idea Joss had for a scene...and then the scene ended up not fitting the flow of the final ep. But the scene itself is hilarious. *g*

BSG: Oh, no, I was talking about the pilot for Space: Above & Beyond not grabbing me. I'm a full blown BSGer these days! *g* Jodie tried to hook us at Talia's birthday party, and showed us "Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down" and "Colonial Day", which out of context did nothing for me. And I'd tried watching the BSG mini before that, and got about an hour in and it hadn't done anything for me. So as much as I wanted to like BSG, I thought it wasn't going to work. But then, right before we left Tal's, Krissy showed us the most *amazing* BSG music video to the tune of 'Proud' by Heather Small...if you've never seen it I'll have to show you the link...and that vid gave me all the feeling I'd wanted to get from BSG and was missing. So...yeah, I ended up getting hooked after all, and now I've seen all of both seasons and can't wait for S3. *g*

You're right, btw..."33" is insanely brilliant. All though my favorite eps of S1...and the series as a whole...are still 'Act of Contrition' and 'You Can't Go Home Again'. That story had absolutely everything I wanted from BSG...angst and redemption, psychology, shippiness, family ("If it was you, we'd never leave..." *kills* me...I mist up just thinking about how EJO delivers that line!), and kick-butt starfighter combat. *g*

Rambleramble.

[fiara.livejournal.com]

I checked that out from the library but then didn't have a chance to read it. Wonder if I can find the paperback before I leave and take it with me?

When are you free to hang out/catch a movie?

[icepixie]

It should probably come out in paperback at some point soon, since the hardback came out last spring...

Since I'm currently unemployed, I'm free all the time. :) During your time in Cameroon, do you get to come home at any point, or is it eighteen months straight?

[cheekygal.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, The Historian was great fun. As are Alvin Schwartz's books, even if they're just urban legends redone with freaky illustrations. The kids love them at our library.

[icepixie]

They were very popular at my elementary school, too. I think one of my teachers even read to us out of them at one point.

And I just finished The Historian. Fabulous. Seriously chilling ending. Well, I could've lived without two of the three romances, as they just sort of got int he way of a good story, but I can deal.

[rowdycamels.livejournal.com]

Aww, it's a pity you don't have the temperment to really enjoy Buffy. There *are* a few intensely creepy episodes, and a billion with hilarious dialogue (that's my favorite part, really), and some great characters. We probably shouldn't've started you with the first season, though. : ) You should try season three or five sometime on Netflix. Good stuff. It moves past the high school junk (and Captain Obvious Metaphors) pretty fast, and then there's loads of "Oh, the angst, I'm in love with a mysterious immortal guy!" stuff that seems right up your alley. : ) And yeah, there's major Buffy influence on Who. I think it may be your duty as a dedicated fan to do some scholarly research...

Eight reminds me of Alan Rickman in a costume drama. Doesn't work for me at all. Alas.

[icepixie]

Aww, it's a pity you don't have the temperment to really enjoy Buffy.

True. I keep feeling like I'm missing out, except for the part where I've seen some and still haven't liked it.

there's loads of "Oh, the angst, I'm in love with a mysterious immortal guy!" stuff that seems right up your alley. : )

Bah. I grew out of the angst sometime in high school, or at least I like to think I did. I'm only in this Doctor/Rose (or other companion) gig for the fluff.

Eight reminds me of Alan Rickman in a costume drama. Doesn't work for me at all. Alas.

I thought the same thing, until I found a picture of him actually smiling. Watching him in action is a much different experience, and he's much less Snapey. Plus, he has a lovely voice. (And in interviews, he sounds exactly like a Beatle [he's from Liverpool]. It's scary.)

[rowdycamels.livejournal.com]

True. I keep feeling like I'm missing out, except for the part where I've seen some and still haven't liked it.

Seriously, I think all you've seen is early, anvilicious episodes. Did we at least drag you to watch the "Buffy vs. Dracula" ep? Because if you don't like that one just a little bit, then I think we can officially write you off as a lost cause.

Bah. I grew out of the angst sometime in high school, or at least I like to think I did. I'm only in this Doctor/Rose (or other companion) gig for the fluff.

See, there's your Buffy problem: you can't stomach the lame angst long enough to find the hilarity in it. Alas. It makes it so much more fun. And there *is* some seriously amazing drama at points. The eps dealing with the one and only natural, non-violent death in the entire series (as far as I know) are... wow.

Plus, he has a lovely voice.

Yeah, I tried the audio you sent me, and it was kinda entertaining as a story (liked the bit with Charley bossing the Doctor all over, heh), but... meh. The whole audio format just drives me insane. My brain doesn't work that way, and the dialogue contorting itself to make up for the audience's blindness.... ick. I wish I could enjoy them, but I guess we all have our own incapabilities.

[icepixie]

Seriously, I think all you've seen is early, anvilicious episodes.

Nah, I saw "Earshot" when it was first rerun, and that was, what, season three or four?

Did we at least drag you to watch the "Buffy vs. Dracula" ep? Because if you don't like that one just a little bit, then I think we can officially write you off as a lost cause.

I don't remember that one...

See, there's your Buffy problem: you can't stomach the lame angst long enough to find the hilarity in it. Alas. It makes it so much more fun. And there *is* some seriously amazing drama at points. The eps dealing with the one and only natural, non-violent death in the entire series (as far as I know) are... wow.

Wait, people die without vampiric intervention? ;) And yeah, my tolerance for lame angst is somewhere in the negative elevens. Non-lame angst--like, your planet went boom (not that I'm thinking of anyone in particular here...)--is cool, though.

Yeah, I tried the audio you sent me, and it was kinda entertaining as a story (liked the bit with Charley bossing the Doctor all over, heh)

Hehehehehe.

The whole audio format just drives me insane. My brain doesn't work that way, and the dialogue contorting itself to make up for the audience's blindness.... ick. I wish I could enjoy them, but I guess we all have our own incapabilities.

Ah, well. No worries. The dialogue having to be ridiculously descriptive is a tiny bit annoying, but I try just to ignore it, and it works pretty well for me once I get into it.