ScaperCon Quote List
Aug. 5th, 2003 06:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
icepixieHere is my half-assed SC Quote List. Half the time I wasn't writing stuff down because ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
liloleme5 was, especially during the actors' Q&A sessions. However, there's still more than enough porn, and things that aren't porn but are taken out of context so they sound like porn, to go 'round.
So without further ado...
"Who would've thought to look down there?" -- Becca (moi)
"Please! Put the whip down!" -- Kate
"I blew a Smurf, yay!" -- Kate
"Don't laugh with that in your mouth; it's rude." -- Natalie
"Dude, I spanked the monkey. That's bad." -- Kate
"This is a *sci-fi* convention." -- Random woman pointing out Scapers like we're some sort of tourist attraction
"I had a post-orgasmic squirrel on me." -- Kate
"Uh, you wanna touch Bongo?" -- Kate
"I'm not talking about DRD size." -- Kate
"I'm not getting more les action than a squirrel." -- ShadowCaster
"Squirrel, crotch, bushy tail." -- Aileen
"Inanimate bestiality abuse." -- Everyone
"Old people and squirrels should just not happen." -- Kate
"I got it at Wal-Mart--it's shiny and silky and I can pet myself!" -- Maren
"I've lost my stamina." -- Rachel
"I use 'em all the time. They're overused. They're tired." -- Laurie
Kate: "So not talking."
Rachel: "No, you're busy sucking."
"I'm listening to you, but in my head I'm busy going, 'Where's my bra?'" -- Laurie
"I take that back; a lemon lollipop with chili powder on it." -- Becca
"I like all his blood and I knew where I want it to be," -- Kate
"Nothing about me is straight except my jewlery...oh, wait." -- Rona
"I'm David Franklin, and I play Rebecca Riggs." -- David
"That involves a long, long, drawn-out--ooh, Milano cookies!" -- Rachel
"I'm trying to take it out." -- Lani Tupu
"In Scotland you can be killed by feral bagpipes." -- Jonathan Hardy
"Breasts rule." -- Anthony Simcoe
"Pretty boys should have pretty sex so I can watch." -- Kate
"It's the Care Bear Stare, but with glitter." -- Kate
"I'm going to be McGonagall as a porn star when I'm 90." -- Kate
"I wanna freak out a nun!" -- Kate
"Kate has a flaccid lollipop." -- Rachel
"Everybody's door's open; we're a friendly family." -- Elf
"Oh my God, smell it!" -- Kate
"I should just keep this out when I'm around you." -- Becca
Kate: "They tried to name me 'spooge' last night. Hopefully it didn't stick."
Nick: "The name or the spooge?"
"Five whole minutes of them grinding together, then five whole minutes of them grinding apart." -- Elf
"Spaceship porn!" -- Nick
"Hello?....Spleen....Good day." -- Nick on phone (to Anthony Simcoe!)
Ranganthan: "I know what I want this man to sign."
Elf: "Your spleen?"
Ranganthan: "What is the number for room service?"
Elf: "And do you serve spleen?"
"The goo is all stuck at the top." -- Shan
"I'm sick, let me go throw up--but you're still cute!" -- Shan
Elf: ":But this year you had the pops, so you're okay."
Shan: "Yeah, exactly. *pause* Hey!"
"I have a thing for nuns." -- Cristin
"I unzipped Hedwig." -- Cristin
?: "The DRD is in Hedwig."
Kate: "No, he likes it in there, he's comfy!"
"God, can I take a picture of your ass, please?" -- Cristin
"Oh, so it doesn't go in like that!" -- Elf
"I'm too busy writing to be loud and obnoxious." -- Oboe
"Realererer." -- Various
"I know you were being facetious, but I'm having fun answering your question." -- Oboe
"Not really lethal--semi-annoying killing machine, but not lethal." -- Oboe
Ahem. Notice how about 90% of that is Kate? Heh. Love you,tarzanic!
liloleme5 was, especially during the actors' Q&A sessions. However, there's still more than enough porn, and things that aren't porn but are taken out of context so they sound like porn, to go 'round.So without further ado...
"Who would've thought to look down there?" -- Becca (moi)
"Please! Put the whip down!" -- Kate
"I blew a Smurf, yay!" -- Kate
"Don't laugh with that in your mouth; it's rude." -- Natalie
"Dude, I spanked the monkey. That's bad." -- Kate
"This is a *sci-fi* convention." -- Random woman pointing out Scapers like we're some sort of tourist attraction
"I had a post-orgasmic squirrel on me." -- Kate
"Uh, you wanna touch Bongo?" -- Kate
"I'm not talking about DRD size." -- Kate
"I'm not getting more les action than a squirrel." -- ShadowCaster
"Squirrel, crotch, bushy tail." -- Aileen
"Inanimate bestiality abuse." -- Everyone
"Old people and squirrels should just not happen." -- Kate
"I got it at Wal-Mart--it's shiny and silky and I can pet myself!" -- Maren
"I've lost my stamina." -- Rachel
"I use 'em all the time. They're overused. They're tired." -- Laurie
Kate: "So not talking."
Rachel: "No, you're busy sucking."
"I'm listening to you, but in my head I'm busy going, 'Where's my bra?'" -- Laurie
"I take that back; a lemon lollipop with chili powder on it." -- Becca
"I like all his blood and I knew where I want it to be," -- Kate
"Nothing about me is straight except my jewlery...oh, wait." -- Rona
"I'm David Franklin, and I play Rebecca Riggs." -- David
"That involves a long, long, drawn-out--ooh, Milano cookies!" -- Rachel
"I'm trying to take it out." -- Lani Tupu
"In Scotland you can be killed by feral bagpipes." -- Jonathan Hardy
"Breasts rule." -- Anthony Simcoe
"Pretty boys should have pretty sex so I can watch." -- Kate
"It's the Care Bear Stare, but with glitter." -- Kate
"I'm going to be McGonagall as a porn star when I'm 90." -- Kate
"I wanna freak out a nun!" -- Kate
"Kate has a flaccid lollipop." -- Rachel
"Everybody's door's open; we're a friendly family." -- Elf
"Oh my God, smell it!" -- Kate
"I should just keep this out when I'm around you." -- Becca
Kate: "They tried to name me 'spooge' last night. Hopefully it didn't stick."
Nick: "The name or the spooge?"
"Five whole minutes of them grinding together, then five whole minutes of them grinding apart." -- Elf
"Spaceship porn!" -- Nick
"Hello?....Spleen....Good day." -- Nick on phone (to Anthony Simcoe!)
Ranganthan: "I know what I want this man to sign."
Elf: "Your spleen?"
Ranganthan: "What is the number for room service?"
Elf: "And do you serve spleen?"
"The goo is all stuck at the top." -- Shan
"I'm sick, let me go throw up--but you're still cute!" -- Shan
Elf: ":But this year you had the pops, so you're okay."
Shan: "Yeah, exactly. *pause* Hey!"
"I have a thing for nuns." -- Cristin
"I unzipped Hedwig." -- Cristin
?: "The DRD is in Hedwig."
Kate: "No, he likes it in there, he's comfy!"
"God, can I take a picture of your ass, please?" -- Cristin
"Oh, so it doesn't go in like that!" -- Elf
"I'm too busy writing to be loud and obnoxious." -- Oboe
"Realererer." -- Various
"I know you were being facetious, but I'm having fun answering your question." -- Oboe
"Not really lethal--semi-annoying killing machine, but not lethal." -- Oboe
Ahem. Notice how about 90% of that is Kate? Heh. Love you,
tarzanic!![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
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Date: 2003-08-05 07:39 pm (UTC)Dammiiiit... I missed Anthony and the Spleen! And all Elf's good lines! ::pouts::
But still... Bwaha!
~ Maren
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Date: 2003-08-06 05:55 pm (UTC)