Dear Body,
Over the years, you've come up with more and more things to be allergic to. Don't most people work the opposite way, with allergies in childhood lessening as they grow? First it was ragweed and other pollens, then bananas and canteloupe, then cats, then essentially every scent ever that could be used in soap, and now perhaps the most unusual one, bandage adhesive. Bandaids? Seriously? Come on. It's bad enough that I have a cut on my heel; now I have a rectangle of hives all around it after wearing a bandaid for much of the day. How is this increasingly overwrought immune response useful for anything?
Itchily yours,
Me
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I have far too many articles on Victorian lit to slog through tonight. Boooo.
Over the years, you've come up with more and more things to be allergic to. Don't most people work the opposite way, with allergies in childhood lessening as they grow? First it was ragweed and other pollens, then bananas and canteloupe, then cats, then essentially every scent ever that could be used in soap, and now perhaps the most unusual one, bandage adhesive. Bandaids? Seriously? Come on. It's bad enough that I have a cut on my heel; now I have a rectangle of hives all around it after wearing a bandaid for much of the day. How is this increasingly overwrought immune response useful for anything?
Itchily yours,
Me
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I have far too many articles on Victorian lit to slog through tonight. Boooo.
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Date: 2009-02-11 05:46 am (UTC)And seriously, your body should really get the memo that allergies are supposed to subside with age. What's next, hydrophobia? Dear Becca's immune system: pull yourself together! I'm sorry your world involves fewer bananas and cats and bandaids than you would like. : (
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Date: 2009-02-11 04:16 pm (UTC)And seriously, your body should really get the memo that allergies are supposed to subside with age.
For realz.
What's next, hydrophobia?
I seriously thought I was allergic to hot water for a while until I discovered aloe shower gel and lotion. Gah.
Dear Becca's immune system: pull yourself together!
You don't need as many histamines as you think you do!
I'm sorry your world involves fewer bananas and cats and bandaids than you would like. : (
Mrrr. The one I'm really displeased about is the canteloupe. Sometimes I eat it anyway and deal with the itching, but I hear that that's basically asking for it to eventually turn into anaphylactic shock, and the itchy has been increasingly lately, so I guess I should stop. :( Or maybe cough up the money to actually see an allergist...perhaps there are shots...which they will put a non-latex bandaid over...