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Dear Woodpeckers of the World,

I have eight windows in my apartment. Six of them are located in places other than my bedroom. Think you could manage to pick one of them the next time you want to start looking for bugs in the window frames at seven o'clock in the morning? Especially the morning after I've driven 200 miles and then stayed up far too late?

This applies especially to you, red-headed woodpecker. Don't think I didn't see you slinking away from my window. *eyeballs*

Don't think I won't use stronger measures if this keeps up, once I find out what they are,
Icepixie

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pellmelody.livejournal.com

And they don't seem to be the most intelligent birds either. My folks' have an old aerial tower they used to have to use to get TV signals (now they have digital cable...he lives a little in the "sticks"). For some reason, woodpeckers are stupid enough to think the sucker is a tree and they just bang away on the metal pipes.

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I read that they drum on non-tree structures as a mating thing--they aren't searching for bugs when it's an insistent, jackhammer-type noise. They're more interested in resonance then.

If they're looking for food, they pause in between every few drums in order to stick their tongues in the holes and search for bugs.

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