MY NON-EMO PAIN

[icepixie]

OW OW OW OW OW OW

SECOND-DEGREE STEAM BURN TO INDEX FINGER OF DOMINANT HAND OW OW OW

MADE MORE PAINFUL BECAUSE HAVE ONLY SELF TO BLAME FOR OWN STUPIDITY OW

OW OW OW OW HAS NOT BEEN GREATEST DAY OW

SEND LOLS?

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow...

Comments

[graycardinal]

Dept. of LOLs: would you believe Redneck Ninjas?

"If you use your katana to slice summer sausage...you just might be a redneck ninja!"

[icepixie]

Oh, my.

(Is summer sausage actually redneck? I've lived in the south most of my life, and I thought it was just a regular meat product...)

[graycardinal]

By itself, summer sausage probably is not redneck. But using your ninja katana to slice it? That almost certainly is.

(Tom Smith has a lot of other funny stuff -- and some that's not funny but is pretty darned good -- at the site linked above and at his own. Joe-Bob says check it out....)

[amphetamine-47.livejournal.com]

OW :( Teapot kitty feels your pain...

(http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/09/29/funny-pictures-short-amp-evil/)

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

o_O

Um... Twilight: Eclipse with LOLcats? (http://www.popsuede.com/2010/07/twilight-saga-eclipse-with-cats.html)

An Awesome Webcomic? (http://www.harkavagrant.com/) (Seriously, she has a whole ton of history and literary comis... the art is a bit weird, but it's very cute once you get used to it).

And, because it never fails to make me grin: The collective S3/4 cast of B5 says 'fuck this shit.' (http://pics.livejournal.com/rivendellrose/pic/0005pbdy/s320x320) I have never been sure of the context, and it's a shitty copy, but it's still a thing of beauty. ♥

[fallingtowers.livejournal.com]

Someone recently sent me those pictures in a comment (http://munditia.livejournal.com/132620.html?thread=1071628#t1071628) to make me LOL, and it worked.

[suzvoy.livejournal.com]

Ow!!

[pezprez.livejournal.com]

Ech, that stinks! Ice? Tylenol? Morphine? Amputation?

I can send you the YA spy-drama fic I've been writing for my writers group. It's not lol-ful, but it might entertain you, if you like kids with super powers.

[rensong.livejournal.com]

http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/

[rowdycamels.livejournal.com]

Upside-Down Dogs Dot Com! (http://upsidedowndogs.com/)

[icepixie]

That is approximately what my finger felt like last night, yes.

[icepixie]

LOLcats! Yay!

And, because it never fails to make me grin: The collective S3/4 cast of B5 says 'fuck this shit.' I have never been sure of the context, and it's a shitty copy, but it's still a thing of beauty. ♥

I am now DYING to know the context for that.

Thanks for the lols!

[icepixie]

PUPPEH. WITH A MOHAWK.

Heee. Thanks!

[icepixie]

:(

Thankfully it now only hurts when I move my finger. It's still a little disturbing that the blister is bigger than my knuckle, though.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

There's a similar one from S5 (I'll see if I can find it when I get home from work tonight) with everybody on a bicycle. My only theory is some kind of TV Guide thing, maybe?

Either way, I wish I could find a better copy of that S4 one. It's one of my favorite-ever pictures.

[icepixie]

I was definitely considering amputation last night. Thankfully it doesn't hurt quite so badly anymore.

I'm not a big YA reader, but sure, go ahead and send it!

[icepixie]

Hee!

[icepixie]

PUPPEHS.

[icepixie]

Yeah, a TV Guide thing sounds about right.

[twinb76.livejournal.com]

Next time you have a burn, wait 24 hours before you put anything besides cold water or ice on it - any cream or aloe will trap in the heat and make it worse. After the 24 hours, keep moisturising it and it shouldn't scar. *remember that I worked at McD's for 16 years and have no burn scars ;).

[icepixie]

Thanks for the advice!

I'm hoping mounds of neosporin will have had a moisturizing effect. I went to a doctor today and got some kind of silver-based cream that feels pretty much like hand lotion, so perhaps that will be even better!