MY NON-EMO PAIN

[icepixie]

OW OW OW OW OW OW

SECOND-DEGREE STEAM BURN TO INDEX FINGER OF DOMINANT HAND OW OW OW

MADE MORE PAINFUL BECAUSE HAVE ONLY SELF TO BLAME FOR OWN STUPIDITY OW

OW OW OW OW HAS NOT BEEN GREATEST DAY OW

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Comments

[icepixie]

Oh, my.

(Is summer sausage actually redneck? I've lived in the south most of my life, and I thought it was just a regular meat product...)

[graycardinal]

By itself, summer sausage probably is not redneck. But using your ninja katana to slice it? That almost certainly is.

(Tom Smith has a lot of other funny stuff -- and some that's not funny but is pretty darned good -- at the site linked above and at his own. Joe-Bob says check it out....)