icepixie | Why is there no job for Assistant Goofing-Off-Online Specialist?

Amusing job titles I've had e-mailed to me in the last few days:

Medical Examination Editor (My first thought: OH MY GOD, how does CareerBuilder know I've become completely addicted to Body of Proof?? And then I actually read the listing and realized the company wants someone to edit tests med students take. Which actually sounds kind of cool, so I'm going to apply.)

Assistant Laundry Specialist (It's not even the fact that a university has a laundry specialist that gets me; it's that they go through so much laundry that they need an Assistant Laundry Specialist to help with the load.)

...If you guessed that my temporary job with the Senate ended yesterday, you win a prize. Back to the application grind.

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mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com

HA! I need one of those. You can send me all the viral videos I miss during my own web surfing or something.

Really, I think Assistant Goofing-Off-Online Specialist is any job where you have access to a computer. Full-on Goofing-Off-Online Specialist is when your computer is not being monitored by network goons. ;)

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icepixie

HA! I need one of those. You can send me all the viral videos I miss during my own web surfing or something.

Oooh, I like that idea! (People who work for those sites that seem to aggregate Cool Things On The Internet basically have this job, don't they? Lucky SOBs.)

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nickless.livejournal.com

Why is there no job for Assistant Goofing-Off-Online Specialist?

I think there is, but every position has been filled and it's one of those where the only way people leave is because they've died.

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icepixie

I think you're right. Alas.

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