"Are you having difficulty breaking into the PI business?"

[icepixie]

Sigh. Fraser and Thatcher, King and Queen of Awkward, are currently awkwarding around in the fic I'm trying to finish. They are so awkward, in fact, that they are preventing me from completing said fic because they just won't talk to each other.

Argh.

In other news, CareerBuilder sent me this job. Why the computer algorithm thought I was at all suited for it I have no idea, but I felt really badass for a moment to have it in my inbox. (I would make the worst. PI. ever. though, really.)

Comments

[zeplum.livejournal.com]

I didn't get beyond "Travel: ROAD WARRIOR" before I laughed myself silly. That's a category? Really? (So cool, actually. Because I'm a dork.)

[icepixie]

I think it might actually be a category--I know I've seen it on other jobs the email service deems fit to send me. I think you can also enter your own value for that, so it may be that HR people just like the phrase. And yes, it is hilarious. :D

[asinpterodactyl.livejournal.com]

Hmm, let's see whether you meet the job requirements, shall we?

1. Computer Skills. Check.
2. Digital Camcorder. Check.
3. Good Driving Record. Check.
4. Clean Criminal History. Check.
5. Reliable Laptop computer and Broadband Internet Service. Check.
6. TN Private Investigator License. For all we know, check.

You'd be perfect for this job! :-)

[jemster.livejournal.com]

You could even wear the hat. THE HAT!

[icepixie]

You mean like a fedora? I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO WEAR A FEDORA!

[jemster.livejournal.com]

YES! Fedora = FULL OF AWESOME!

[icepixie]

Digital Camcorder. Check.

Not check, actually, although I kind of want one. Plus there's the whole "fearless" requirement, which I totally don't meet... ;)

On the other hand, I have blonde hair, which I think counts for a lot? On TV it does, anyway!

[rowdycamels.livejournal.com]

Awkward'd!!!!

I love how the job posting is all "beginners welcome! We'll train you! But... must have minimum one year's experience..." Awwww. There's a "Spy Supply" store just down the road from my parents' house, and it always made me laugh when I passed by.

[icepixie]

Awkward'd!!!!

So very awkward!

I love how the job posting is all "beginners welcome! We'll train you! But... must have minimum one year's experience..." Awwww.

I kind of think CareerBuilder doesn't have a category for anything less than that. I've never seen an ad there wanting less, anyway.

There's a "Spy Supply" store just down the road from my parents' house, and it always made me laugh when I passed by.

Me too! I'd sometimes go out to the Wal-Mart or Kroger that-a-way because they were cheaper than the ones on the west end of town, and I giggled every time.