US figure skaters on what they would change about the Summer Olympics.
I especially enjoyed the suggestions of adding piranahs to the synchronized swimming pool, a lion on the track, and a giant wall covered in Velcro for the gymnasts, where they get judged on how well they jump up and stick to it. And, this, from Michael Weiss: "Add sharks to the pool in all of the swimming events. Now let's see how fast they swim."
I think I may have just found something to like about him...
I especially enjoyed the suggestions of adding piranahs to the synchronized swimming pool, a lion on the track, and a giant wall covered in Velcro for the gymnasts, where they get judged on how well they jump up and stick to it. And, this, from Michael Weiss: "Add sharks to the pool in all of the swimming events. Now let's see how fast they swim."
I think I may have just found something to like about him...
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Date: 2004-08-23 05:48 am (UTC)Andy Seitz: "I think it would be really cool if before all the track events the competitors would put their noses on a baseball bat and spin around to get really, really dizzy, and then run the meet."
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Date: 2004-08-23 07:25 pm (UTC)