Just getting around to reading the newest episode of Bagenders. Yaaaay Christmas special! And ROTFL at this conversation between Thranduil and Legolas:
"And that’s why you were one of the greatest archers in Middle Earth!”
“It was learn or die.”
“Character building. Made you what you are today.”
“Depressed and selling tea and coffee on the trains?”
“That’s not the point. We brought you up proper. Not like those degenerates in the sitting room.”
“Whose dad owns half of Scotland-”
This earned Legolas another cuff around the ear. “Money isn’t everything, lad. We were poor, but honest.”
“We weren’t either! We were moderately rich underhand bastards!”
“Yeah, but we weren’t Noldor.”
*cackle* If you haven't been introduced to the joy that is this series, you really ought to go check it out.
"And that’s why you were one of the greatest archers in Middle Earth!”
“It was learn or die.”
“Character building. Made you what you are today.”
“Depressed and selling tea and coffee on the trains?”
“That’s not the point. We brought you up proper. Not like those degenerates in the sitting room.”
“Whose dad owns half of Scotland-”
This earned Legolas another cuff around the ear. “Money isn’t everything, lad. We were poor, but honest.”
“We weren’t either! We were moderately rich underhand bastards!”
“Yeah, but we weren’t Noldor.”
*cackle* If you haven't been introduced to the joy that is this series, you really ought to go check it out.