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1. This has not been Photoshopped.

Yes, it is a giant crab. A CRAB AS BIG AS THE TRASH CAN IT'S CLINGING TO. A LAND-CRAB.

2. Not a perspective trick.

Yes, the sea worm is four feet long. It digested hooks they tried to catch it with.

3. Giant Water Bug, via Wikipedia.

GAH.

Sweet dreams, everyone.

Date: 2009-04-11 06:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rowdycamels.livejournal.com
'We also discovered that he is covered with thousands of bristles which are capable of inflicting a sting resulting in permanent numbness.'

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO AT YOUR AQUARIUM NOW HAS PERMANENT NUMBNESS????

AND WHY WOULD YOU NAME IT 'BARRY'????!

Date: 2009-04-11 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleepingcbw.livejournal.com
"Hey, bari sax players, this is what you sounds like."

Date: 2009-04-11 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] castalianspring.livejournal.com
We name critters all sorts of dumb things at aquariums. The one I work at has two giant beluga sturgeon named Horace and Boris. No idea why. The octopuses are Won-Ton and Noodle. The sea turtle is Stewy. We try not to tell people that anymore because they complain about the "food" names.

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